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Joke of the day - Why does a chicken cross the road
Yes, this joke is presented so you could enjoy different jokes every day. Forgot to see it? Never mind, the joke will last for at least 3-4 days. So what are you waiting for? Catch out the jokes and laugh without stress!
Why does a chicken cross a road? (I'm sure many of you knew this)
Scene 1
Morty: Hey pinhead, why does a chicken cross the road?
Bert: I don't know, Morty, why?
Morty: To get to the other side of the road!
Scene 2
Morty: Hey, you scum, why does a chicken cross the road?
Bert: To have a ball!
Scene 3
Morty: Okay, I give up, Bert. Why does a chicken cross the road?
Bert: Why, there's corn on the other side of the road!
Scene 4
Bert: Okay, I should ask now. Why does a chicken cross the road?
Morty: I give up, Bert. Why?
Bert: Someone wants him for dinner, lad!
Scene 5
Bert: Say Morty, why does a chicken cross the road?
Morty: That chicken must've lost his mind! It wants to commit suicide!
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