Wednesday, January 13, 2010

The dictionary of humour

Window: An entrance made for thieves.
Standing on your head: One way to raise the earth up.
Giraffe: During the examination of animals, the probability of him peeking other's answer is the largest.
Car: Made by terrorists to kill people.
Unicorn: An extremely stupid horse disguised as a goat.
ASAP: As swift as a pig.




(all the definitions provided are just for gags)

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